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Vehicular Intercourse

Joan — Wed, 01 Jun 2011 16:29:00 +0000

I lost my virginity in a car, on a back road full of cows and barbed wire fences. I was 16. It was freezing outside. Not like, a bit nipply, but, ya know, below zero.

Which… has it’s own advantages.

I guess I’ve never really lost my taste for car sex, though it’s been years and years. There’s something sort of deliciously exhibitionist about it.

Alas, Daddy was never a car sex sort of boy. I think we’ve only done it once, on vacation.

Blow Jobs

Joan — Fri, 29 Apr 2011 05:12:00 +0000

I love blowjobs. Really, really. Basically this dates back to when I stopped smoking, so insert your Oral Fixation comments here.

I dunno what it is, but I know Daddy is appreciative.

There’s just nothing quite like eagerly taking a cock down your throat, and letting the whole thing fill your mouth.

Maybe I just want to be shut up for a minute.

I don’t know that I buy that it’s all the giver being a seat of power…

But, hell, if it’s the seat of power, move on over.

Naughty Barbie

Joan — Fri, 29 Apr 2011 05:06:00 +0000

You know this is how MY Barbie dolls acted…

Top 10 List

Joan — Fri, 29 Apr 2011 05:03:00 +0000

The question was, “What are your top 10 things said by your dominant?”

Who can resist a question like that??

“Are you a good little girl for Daddy?”
“Beg for it.”
“Take that…”
“Look at that wet pussy.”
“Give me your wrist/leg/ass/etc.”
“You like that?”
“Stay still” (sternly)
“Spread those legs”
“Come back here.”
“More?”
And, for good measure… “I shouldn’t have to ask…”