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Monthly Archives: April 2012

Fifty Shades of Not Porn

But can it possibly be as bad as this photoshop extravaganza?

I finished the damned thing. Well, “Part One,” at least. I don’t know if I can make it through three of these. I’ve heard rumors that it gets worse. Later plot lines are reportedly about crazy submissive exes (of course,) and Anastasia curing Master Domlypants of his Domly Ways via the power of innocent and [...]

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Ugly wakes up the reader and keeps them just uncomfortable enough to take the sex from sigh-inducing fantasy to heart-pounding voyeurism (or vicarious exploration, depending on the story and the reader’s willingness to be the characters, versus watch the characters—both are completely valid, incidentally.) – Cara McKenna, How to Write Hot Sex: Tips from Multi-Published Erotic [...]

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Fifty Shades of Confusion


I am reading Fifty Shades of Grey. I won’t lie. I couldn’t finish Twilight. I got halfway through. Edward wasn’t going to drink Bella’s blood, then throw her corpse into Puget Sound. I just couldn’t hang. So, knowing that Fifty Shades is actually Twilight fan fic, I had low expectations. I will say that Anastasia Steele, though [...]

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