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Griffin Stadium

Once upon a time, a boy thought he’d suck a movie scene out of my lips. It was late at night after a film screening. I don’t even remember the movie. Coffy, maybe? Some exploitation thing. Blame Tarantino. We ended up on the football field, at the 50 yard line, even though he’d heard me complain […]

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But can she breathe?

Sometimes I think: “Life would be a lot easier if I were more upbeat. If I worked better in a group, and I wasn’t the kind of person that stiffens up when hugged.  If I were positive and less critical. If I stayed on the sunny side. Life would easier if I were nice.“ I’m not […]

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Many Years Ago

For real, the only time I’ve ever been in a bathtub like that, it was at, and I quote: “The Freaky Freezer Dude’s House.” Seriously. Dude had a whole room full of deep freezers that he kept padlocked. We decided it was Y2K storage. Later, in 2002 or so, he burned the entire place to […]

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