Somehow I got a head cold over the course of like… 6 hours. I went to sleep fine, I woke up with an angry demon in my skull. Stupid germs. Here’s something cheery, though.
“Just because you have masturbatory fantasies about being gang banged by three-legged carnies, doesn’t mean you are going to be first in line at the county fair with a pocket full of rubbers.” - Dr. Eric Sprankle