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Monthly Archives: September 2012

Modern Movies, Sex as Performance, and the Fassdong

Shame, Manscaping Edition

So, I’ve seen last year’s two big sex flicks. For some reason, these both included Michael Fassbender. I don’t know. His is a notorious dong. That’s all I’ve got. His actual appeal sort of eludes me. I suspect I am supposed to find him attractive. First up: A Dangerous Method. I would watch Viggo Mortensen in pretty [...]

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Derp in the Wire

Him 1:00 pm: Him 1:01 pm: today I’m going to require something of you. Joan 1:12 pm: as long as it’s not rick santorum related Him 1:12 pm: ok. scratch that then. nevermind. Him 1:15 pm: I was going to have you masturbate with rick santorum. Joan 1:15 pm: damn Him 1:15 pm: Guess [...]

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Pietro Aretino

First portrait by Titian, 1512

Pietro Aretino (20 April 1492 – 21 October 1556) was an Italian author, playwright, poet and satirist who wielded immense influence on contemporary art and politics and invented modern literate pornography. Aretino prospered, living from hand to mouth as a hanger-on in the literate circle of his patron, sharpening his satirical talents on the gossip [...]

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