This one takes “money shot” to a whole new level. Today, we’re diving into 800 Fantasy Lane. It’s written and directed by Svetlana Mishoff, and it’s the first porn Lisa De Leeuw (the secretary in The Blonde Next Door) was ever in. So. Yeah. Written and directed by a woman. Check out these gas prices. These two […]
This one may look familiar if you have ever seen the movie Parenthood. It’s the porn that Dianne Wiest finds in her son’s room; Keanu has to give the kid “the talk.” So, yeah. Today’s write up is a classic. We begin with Jungle Jane. She’s sort of a sad rip off of Indiana Jones by […]
Time for another installment of… So, today we’re going modern. This thing is still for sale at AVN.com. I present The Legend of the Magic Taco. So, my theory is that these people smoked a lot of weed. I mean… a lot of weed. Not just, “Oh, man, I shouldn’t have had that whole bowl to myself” […]
