Once upon a time, a boy thought he’d suck a movie scene out of my lips. It was late at night after a film screening. I don’t even remember the movie. Coffy, maybe? Some exploitation thing. Blame Tarantino. We ended up on the football field, at the 50 yard line, even though he’d heard me complain […]
For real, the only time I’ve ever been in a bathtub like that, it was at, and I quote: “The Freaky Freezer Dude’s House.” Seriously. Dude had a whole room full of deep freezers that he kept padlocked. We decided it was Y2K storage. Later, in 2002 or so, he burned the entire place to […]
So, after posting the (probably incredibly ill-advised) virginity-themed erotic romance short, I ran across this pic. Most of my early groping-toward-the-inevitable happened on back roads. We were in 11th grade, and there was nowhere indoors to do that sort of thing. I lived in a double wide with seven other people, and my uncle and grandmother […]
