I’ve been gone for a month. It’s best to come back with a bang. Yes, that’s a pun. I’ve been promising to do the Panda Gang Bang for a while. Today is the day. This stars Ashli Orion. And, James Deen in a Panda Suit. If you can recognize Deen by the Peen alone, I […]
This one may look familiar if you have ever seen the movie Parenthood. It’s the porn that Dianne Wiest finds in her son’s room; Keanu has to give the kid “the talk.” So, yeah. Today’s write up is a classic. We begin with Jungle Jane. She’s sort of a sad rip off of Indiana Jones by […]
Time for another installment of… So, today we’re going modern. This thing is still for sale at AVN.com. I present The Legend of the Magic Taco. So, my theory is that these people smoked a lot of weed. I mean… a lot of weed. Not just, “Oh, man, I shouldn’t have had that whole bowl to myself” […]
