Adults Only.

18+ Minors Click Here

Abundant Engrish Sex Toy Joy

Usually, I end up with at least one new sex toy for Christmas.

This year I got “Exquisite Wireless Vibration.egg”


Click for a bigger, readable image.

Click for a bigger, readable image. For the record, it has TEN “SPEEBS!”

This thing makes many, many exquisite promises!

The wireless remote vibrating egg has a bright surface, is the newest product, with perfect design, it lets female to get free from puzzle or the filament, you can play with freewheeling!


It’s shiny! It’s new! It’s… laden with puzzles and filaments!

This product is made by imported new materials and advanced technology, with unique design, it Meets diversified demand of people.

I assume “imported new materials” is a Chinese translation for “repurposed industrial waste.”

The smooth surface will satisfy the demand of human body but Will not hurt the skin. It helps female clitoris and vagina for reaching orgasm..

I think this is meant to soothe my fears about toxic chemicals.

The fine selection of gold. Silver and color wireless remote vibrating egg that have colorful Appearance. Unique vibration speed and wireless remote controlled, showing the high levels of Designer and good understanding and consideration in a suitable way for the customer.

The newest technology product has perfect quality and technics.

I can surely detect the high levels of Designer here.

Lover dalliance

10-speed vibration design

Intermittent vibration. It complete the rate of speed of demand of female.

When you are single or together with your lover, it will bring you to have an abundant sex joy.


Who doesn’t want an abundant sex joy?

This entry was posted in Blog and tagged , . Bookmark the permalink. Post a comment or leave a trackback: Trackback URL.

Post a Comment

Your email is never published nor shared. Required fields are marked *


You may use these HTML tags and attributes