I have dated them. I’ve had them as roommates. I’ve worked with them (oh, man, have I worked with them.) I have them as friends. I know creeps. There’s the too-shy dude. The “nice” guy that “can’t catch a break,” who’s actually a dick that invalidates his own “girls like assholes” theory. The undiagnosed dude […]
Very few people will admit they’re looking for someone dumb. It’s no longer fashionable. “I hope she’ll be a fool—that’s the best thing a girl can be in this world, a beautiful little fool.” (The Great Gatsby.) Something like this? Wouldn’t really fly today. Usually the list is something like: smart, funny, good taste in […]
I am reading Fifty Shades of Grey. I won’t lie. I couldn’t finish Twilight. I got halfway through. Edward wasn’t going to drink Bella’s blood, then throw her corpse into Puget Sound. I just couldn’t hang. So, knowing that Fifty Shades is actually Twilight fan fic, I had low expectations. I will say that Anastasia Steele, though […]
