Ron Jeremy had personal doldrums. Presumably, he’s put this one out of his mind. I call it Weird Porn Wednesday for a reason. So… here we are. I’d like to set the mood. The entire movie has an awful deep-in-the-thick-of-nu-metal soundtrack provided by Chaotic Order. Just imagine this on repeat: Because, you know, this whole enterprise […]
We’re going to solve a mystery, here, people. From adultdvdtalk: I just watched another David Stanley movie – “Before I Wake”. It was so good. Such a great story concept. And the ending made me cry. I could feel myself melting. My chest got tight and my nose tingled and the fat hot tears fell. […]
It’s a Wednesday. Prepare yourself for Biancaneve e i sette nani. This one is directed by an Italian, Luca Damiano, who also did something called Hamlet: For the Love of Ophelia which I’m now dying to see, because who doesn’t want suicidal teenagers and Oedipal complexes in their mid-90′s porn? So, you know, it starts out the […]
