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Derp in the Wire

Him 1:00 pm: Him 1:01 pm: today I’m going to require something of you. Joan 1:12 pm: as long as it’s not rick santorum related Him 1:12 pm: ok. scratch that then. nevermind. Him 1:15 pm: I was going to have you masturbate with rick santorum. Joan 1:15 pm: damn Him 1:15 pm: Guess […]

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The Downsides to Having a Giant Dick


Linda: i have random totally unimportant self involved news. would you like to participate in my narcissism? Joan: um. okay. Linda: i know you are sitting there thinking “she is so fucking WEIRD” Joan: actually, i am reading about ginormous schlong. you interrupted. Linda: seriously? LINK. Joan: YES. Seriously. Linda: omg. you one upped […]

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Tom of Finland

A friend sent me a link to Smart Bitches, Trashy Books’ review of Player’s Ultimatum.  (Pro-tip: when writing fiction, make sure you remember how to spell your character’s name.) 13:27 joan @ dude. 13:27 joan @ if i wrote gay porn, it would be… NOT THAT 13:28 joan @ it would be all, RAWR MANLY […]

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