This week, from Joan’s bizarre porn file, I bring you The Blonde Next Door starring none other than the hairy old Hedgehog himself, Ron Jeremy. Now, I’m willing to admit: this is awful, awful porn, with an awful, awful premise, and I don’t care. I LOVE this one. I do. It’s the perfect bad 80′s porno, […]
Okay, so, I promised my Tumblr people that I’d show them the “Bergman Porn.” This thing is actually called “Teens Goin’ Wild 17.” It’s Brazilian, no one ever speaks, and it’s really freaking weird. And the world needs to know about it, so that I won’t be alone in my confusion. The film is a three […]
So, Adult Source Media made Fifty Shades of Grey – A XXX Adaptation. Copyright law in the US allows for parody–that’s how Weird Al has a career and all. It’s protected speech. There is a Twilight porn out there, too, but it’s a “parody.” Not an especially good parody, but so long as they slap “a […]
