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The Downsides to Having a Giant Dick

By Joan | Published: July 17, 2012
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Linda: i have random totally unimportant self involved news. would you like to participate in my narcissism? Joan: um. okay. Linda: i know you are sitting there thinking “she is so fucking WEIRD” Joan: actually, i am reading about ginormous schlong. you interrupted. Linda: seriously? LINK. Joan: YES. Seriously. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/16/jonah-falcon-largest-penis-frisked-by-tsa_n_1675767.html Linda: omg. you one upped […]

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Impressions and Indention

By Joan | Published: February 9, 2012

If you look at vintage nudes, you can tell where the 5lbs of powermesh and elastic landed. At the waist. They’ve got indented waists. Now, if you look at enough recent nudes, on many woman with any reasonably amount of body fat, you can see where the denim lands—you can see the residual effects of […]

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Special Places

By Joan | Published: December 11, 2011

There are some spots on the body that work better than others–they’re more sensitve.  There are people that can be had just by blowing on the right spot on their neck or having their thighs touched just so. Where his hand is on her side up there? That spot sets off a cascade of other […]

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