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The Downsides to Having a Giant Dick


Linda: i have random totally unimportant self involved news. would you like to participate in my narcissism? Joan: um. okay. Linda: i know you are sitting there thinking “she is so fucking WEIRD” Joan: actually, i am reading about ginormous schlong. you interrupted. Linda: seriously? LINK. Joan: YES. Seriously. Linda: omg. you one upped […]

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Respecting the Cock


All this sex writing has me wallowing in the past. I was a one-girl wrecking machine.  It got so bad that at one point people were buying me t-shirts so as to warn off others. It’s not that I was a super-hot heartbreaker with a magic snatch. There’s an assumption that “crazy” girls are crazy […]

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