It really sounds like the title of an episode of It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, right? But, lucky for us, it’s not. It’s much, much worse. This is parody porn. So, our leading lady in awesome glasses is at her favorite “hot star” concert, and her boyfriend belittles her taste. They go back to her parents, […]
Today’s Weird Porn Wednesday offering is dedicated to #pauldeenporntitles So. Riding high on the sexually free 70′s, Christopher Hamilton has, I suppose, used up all his seratonin. He’s lost his passion for boning, and therefore, he’s lost his passion for life. He is empty. He’s seeking “fulfillment.” But first, he’s seeking a blowjob while flying a […]
Ron Jeremy had personal doldrums. Presumably, he’s put this one out of his mind. I call it Weird Porn Wednesday for a reason. So… here we are. I’d like to set the mood. The entire movie has an awful deep-in-the-thick-of-nu-metal soundtrack provided by Chaotic Order. Just imagine this on repeat: Because, you know, this whole enterprise […]
