It’s a Wednesday. Prepare yourself for Biancaneve e i sette nani. This one is directed by an Italian, Luca Damiano, who also did something called Hamlet: For the Love of Ophelia which I’m now dying to see, because who doesn’t want suicidal teenagers and Oedipal complexes in their mid-90′s porn? So, you know, it starts out the […]
This week, from Joan’s bizarre porn file, I bring you The Blonde Next Door starring none other than the hairy old Hedgehog himself, Ron Jeremy. Now, I’m willing to admit: this is awful, awful porn, with an awful, awful premise, and I don’t care. I LOVE this one. I do. It’s the perfect bad 80′s porno, […]
Okay, so, I promised my Tumblr people that I’d show them the “Bergman Porn.” This thing is actually called “Teens Goin’ Wild 17.” It’s Brazilian, no one ever speaks, and it’s really freaking weird. And the world needs to know about it, so that I won’t be alone in my confusion. The film is a three […]
