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Happy New Year!

By Joan | Published: December 31, 2013
Happy 2014!

Happy 2014!

I solemnly resolve:

  1. I will not mimic Miley Cyrus in habit or action. Unless, possibly, when paid and very drunk.
  2. I will write something. We’ll just keep that nice and vague.
  3. I will do my best not to reflexively giggle every time someone says “balls.”
  4. I will keep all comments on giant penii to a minimum.
  5. By “minimum” I mean, I won’t frown and start wondering aloud about determining volume in beakers of water, thereby making my husband look at me like I am insane.
  6. I will have sex this year. Presumably.

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

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2 Comments

  1. Squeaky
    Posted January 2, 2014 at 10:52 pm | Permalink

    Happy New Year, Joan! :D xxx

    Reply
    • Joan
      Posted January 5, 2014 at 10:02 pm | Permalink

      Hey, lady! Happy new year to you!

      Reply

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