Him 1:00 pm: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/rick-santorum-tells-audience-smart-people-side-article-1.1161335 Him 1:01 pm: today I’m going to require something of you. Joan 1:12 pm: as long as it’s not rick santorum related Him 1:12 pm: ok. scratch that then. nevermind. Him 1:15 pm: I was going to have you masturbate with rick santorum. Joan 1:15 pm: damn Him 1:15 pm: Guess […]
Linda: i have random totally unimportant self involved news. would you like to participate in my narcissism? Joan: um. okay. Linda: i know you are sitting there thinking “she is so fucking WEIRD” Joan: actually, i am reading about ginormous schlong. you interrupted. Linda: seriously? LINK. Joan: YES. Seriously. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/16/jonah-falcon-largest-penis-frisked-by-tsa_n_1675767.html Linda: omg. you one upped […]
