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Every Generation Thinks They Invented Sex

By Joan | Published: May 23, 2012

Lucille Bogan makes Rhianna look demure; these songs are from the 20′s and 30′s No, really. Give this a listen. But not at work. Or in front of children. Or anyone that’s easily scandalized. Then imagine that your great-great grandma might have known all those words. Heh.

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Money Can’t Buy Me Love

By Joan | Published: May 21, 2012
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I’m all stuck on archetypes right now. Is rich sexy? Supposedly, humanity’s most common form of marriage in is polygyny. Rich guys could spread the wealth that way. Solomon and his 700 wives and 300 concubines. That sort of thing. I mean, would you rather be the one and only of a lowly chicken farmer, [...]

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Mother’s Day

By Joan | Published: May 13, 2012
Joan Crawford, photographed by Yousuf Karsh, 1948

Alleviating the vry srs bsns. Happy Mother’s Day!

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For Lily

By Joan | Published: May 12, 2012

Lily at The Black Leather Belt (which is awesome) left a comment on my last entry. My response became long and ungainly. She wrote: I think there’s something very wrong with our cultural imagination when there are so, so many ordinary people into BDSM combined with an almost complete inability to characterize their lives in [...]

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Dirty, Dirty Girl

By Joan | Published: May 10, 2012
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I am having a little bit of an existential crisis. I blame “erotic fiction.” Well. That, and the fact that I’m a perv. From Annabel Joseph, in a Smutketeers interview. To be honest, most of the BDSM romance out there dilutes or homogenizes what we do. I’ve been told by publishers to “tone stuff down” [...]

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The Blair Smut Project

By Joan | Published: May 3, 2012

This is a preview for a real movie feature film about how a box of porn attempts to destroy a family. No, I’m not kidding.  If I had to guess, these people are Mormon. Also, why on earth would it actually be in a box?  What is this, 1993? The comments at YouTube are, um, less than 100% [...]

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Fifty Shades of Not Porn

By Joan | Published: April 26, 2012
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I finished the damned thing. Well, “Part One,” at least. I don’t know if I can make it through three of these. I’ve heard rumors that it gets worse. Later plot lines are reportedly about crazy submissive exes (of course,) and Anastasia curing Master Domlypants of his Domly Ways via the power of innocent and [...]

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Voyeurism

By Joan | Published: April 24, 2012
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Ugly wakes up the reader and keeps them just uncomfortable enough to take the sex from sigh-inducing fantasy to heart-pounding voyeurism (or vicarious exploration, depending on the story and the reader’s willingness to be the characters, versus watch the characters—both are completely valid, incidentally.) – Cara McKenna, How to Write Hot Sex: Tips from Multi-Published Erotic [...]

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Fifty Shades of Confusion

By Joan | Published: April 16, 2012

I am reading Fifty Shades of Grey. I won’t lie. I couldn’t finish Twilight. I got halfway through. Edward wasn’t going to drink Bella’s blood, then throw her corpse into Puget Sound. I just couldn’t hang. So, knowing that Fifty Shades is actually Twilight fan fic, I had low expectations. I will say that Anastasia Steele, though [...]

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Missing in Action

By Joan | Published: April 11, 2012

I haven’t been a very good blogger. I’d go into the whole shebang about why, but Henri is more entertaining. Mostly, I’ve had the head cold that just won’t quit.

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