“The temptations of the great war are many, the battles are real, and the enemy is clever. The enemy is cruel, ruthless, and relentless. We must not underestimate the danger. We must be vigilant and valiant…”
Speaking of masturbation, allow me to introduce “The Great War.”
Yup.
The “Greatest” war is You vs. Your Friend’s Penis.
“If you need to, talk to your bishop, tell someone who can do something that you have a friend in trouble.”
Yes, indeed. Flog the Bishop.
Flog him hard.
Share meaningful glances about penis, from across a crowded room.
Peek in on your fappingest of friends.
Be on high alert.
Be eternally vigilant.
The Monkey Spankers are all around us.
One Comment
I was really hoping for some sort of ‘First to Cum Loses’ cock-fight scenario. *snaps his fingers*